I woke up thinking it was finally Pumpkin Spice Season. And I could say it. And I could drink it and eat it. And I could declare my love. And I wouldn't be mocked.
But I was...
By Jolly Ol' St. Chipmunk... what?
I got nothin'. I mean. One, Halloween is a full month away yet. And two, who wants to pay $69 for an inflatable rodent elf? I don't know. I got nothin'.
While I was getting my pumpkin spice yogurt and other necessities, Wal-Mart was just assaulting me with fa-la-la.
Think I should tell them it's spelled F-A-L-L?
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