Car Show Day 2 :: Indecent Exposure

Day 2 of the Iola Old Car Show was a hot one. So you know what that means. As the heat was turned on, the clothes came off. And we had skin-tastic car show as people tried to beat the heat and live by the motto: "If you got it, flaunt it."

Too much flaunting, in my opinion, but here are some of the day's highlights... or low lights. It's all a matter of personal preference.
By 10 a.m., the shirts came off. Just like that. I found myself not taking a lot of pictures of the indecent exposure, though. (And you'll appreciate that!) I didn't know if it bordered on freak porn. But I wasn't short of material for other categories.

I can't really pick on this guy because I have a hard time squeezing into my summer clothes from last year, too.

Always a go-to method of cooling off at the car show is the umbrella hat.

Which evidentally was popular with all ages!

Either this guy is striking a pose for the ladies or someone needs to tell him 1995 called and they want the Macarena back.

And now for our celebrity sightings...

Bret Michaels enjoys some greasy cheese curds.

And ZZ top looks for his video car!

I used to see baskets on bicycles but never on a scooter.

Then again, I usually see air fresheners hanging from the rear view mirror -- not roosters in cages!

Just in time for Wisconsin's new law allowing concealed weapons, we have the walking stick shaped like a hammer.

"Back off, man who wears flannel in summer, I was in line first." Intimidating, isn't it?

Not as intimidating as the chainsaw brothers, though.

Or this member of the chain gang.

If you really want intimidating, check out this guy's tattoos and piercings. Ouch.

And they were everywhere! He might as well wear a sign that says: "Don't hire me. Ever."

This tattoo lover must have have been told by his momma to keep his elbows clean.

Speaking of mothers... I know Carter would be caught dead before he'd be seen riding shotgun on his momma's scooter.

Then there was the mom who fell off the wagon and got another tattoo...

But was back on the wagon to stay... as long as her little one could pull her around. Actually, this was taken out of context. The little boy didn't have to pull her around. But her boyfriend did. I just can't confirm if the boyfriend is the "Vincent" she has tattooed around her belly button. I just plain forgot to ask.

Ever wonder what Santa does in the off-season? Does he don a cool shirt and hang out with Jimmy Buffett?

Or does he take Mrs. Claus to the car show?

I bet he finds a cool red sleigh with wheels and cruises.

This is a car show after all!