I'm not saying I suspect a forthcoming coup from the residents in the back yard. But if I go missing, please look there first! Their numbers are growing.
Yup, my neighbor – one of the human ones – showed me a few friend back there today. He said, "Your friend's back!" but this guy is new...
He – or maybe she – is smaller and darker in color than Freddie and Frankie. Which reminds me, I'm running out of F words, er names, to call these guys. I like my friend's suggestion of Fernando. Singing an ABBA song while walking around would be very calming.
Until Fernando makes a move.
Which happened. And I squealed as predicted. And when I got into the house, Jim wasn't surprised when I said I saw a snake. "I thought I heard you."
Like I said, if I go missing, there may not be someone to hear me. These guys are pretty s-s-s-s-sneaky!
Be careful out there!
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